I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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