yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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