The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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