Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Life is so much better after having sex.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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