okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
