I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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