To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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