It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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