What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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