I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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