god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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