Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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