If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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