don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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