Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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