Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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