all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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