everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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