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I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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