I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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