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I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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