so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
