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(513): View more from Ohio

thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back

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(301): View more from Maryland

in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life

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(408): View more from California

worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

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(575): View more from New Mexico

The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"

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(626): View more from California

I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"

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(614): View more from Ohio

Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.

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