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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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