I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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