so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
