i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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