dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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