But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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