wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Redeem this text for a blowjob
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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