she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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