so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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