Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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