i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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