You just made me feel so damn special
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Two words: nipple clamps
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