Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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