He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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