It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im just a social blackout drinker.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
