i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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