what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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