I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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