Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You need Xanax blowdarts
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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