David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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