i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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