He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
