Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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