yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
