At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize