I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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