I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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