sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We have started to decorate penises.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Shame is for Republicans.
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