At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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