Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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